THE FOUR KINDS OF SEX
The 1st is Smurf Sex – This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship…
you keep doing it and doing it, until you’re blue in the face.
The 2nd is Kitchen Sex – This is at the beginning of your marriage…
you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, anyplace, even in the kitchen.
The 3RD kind is Bedroom Sex – You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps you have had some kids…
so you have to do it in the bedroom.
The 4th kind is Hallway Sex – This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye…
and say, “FUCK YOU!”
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